http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_596988.html
Couple marry in shark-infested tank to protest about soup
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_596743.html
"a bouquet of flowers armed with tear gas"
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_596961.html
Am I just asleep and having *really* fucked-up dreams?