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Just called the Loyal Snail to get Keepsafeâ„¢ set up on my home mail while I'm away.

Halfway through the robotic voice maze, it announced:
"Welcome to Currys
To purchase items, press 1
For store openening times, press 2
...(etc)..."

I wait out the brief "WTF? moment" and suddenly I get medieval music and then back to the Snail again...