Wot no pot noodle?
I am, often to the amusement of those who think I'll die of starvation when left to fend for myself for more than 24 hours, a very lazy cook (and overly fond of run-on sentences).
However, sitting here with a plate of glazed herb-and-apple pork chops, potatoes and peas, I think I'll somehow live.
Plus I sat down precisely as Red Dwarf started ;)