Sarandon and Robbins plan film about September 11 attacks. That took longer than I'd expected.
Legal challenge to morning-after pill (Oh, and pretty much any other form of contraception. Say no to choice! </bitter sarcasm>)
FBI issues new terror warning about possible imminent attack. Some innocent bugger's going to get shot or beaten through mistaken identity today then.
And scariest of all: The head of the admin dept just called me "babe".