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I have got a *serious* motivation problem going on here.

Being stuck on the same piddling little code fragment will do that to you, it's like being told to "make a key" - a simple task, unless no-one will tell you anything about the lock it's to fit, and it takes you 2 months to find that the design for the lock hasn't been approved yet, and half the mechanism hasn't even been planned for. But that's no help; if the project's late for want of a key, it's going to be my fault, so I have to try and kick myself into working when I'd far rather be home, well, reading an email. I've given my work routine one clout so far this week; I'm aiming to get in earlier, so far 0855 and 0905 this week, 0900 being the target - completely pointless in terms of achievement, but wtf, it makes me look like a "team player". 'Tis all bollox anyway. This is why I'm more interested in ciphergoth's little engineering riddle than the document I should be writing.

Oh and I *really* wasn't expecting this in response to my little purchase [private item, you may not be able to see it]. I've no idea whether to be apologetic or embarrased... anyone been in this scenario before?

I just wanna go home.......

Rammstein - Tier - furry anthem or what? ;)

(yes, I'm in an evil mood)

I just crashed my bike. Into the arse-end of a Landrover Discovery that decided to stop dead in front of me. I slammed the wheel into his bumper, bent my forks by the look of it, flipped over the top of the handlebars, slid down the back of the car and landed in a confused and pissed-off heap in the road. Driver of said car can be assumed not to have noticed a thing as he just drove off.

I'm annoyed but not seriously hurt; seemed to take all the damage (apart from the forks) in my right forearm, which is somewhat bruised.

I'm a Dentist For Robots. I clean their shiny metal teeth after they've bitten through our puny egglike skulls.
I also sold my family for food rations and know I'll be killed in some unconvincing but messy plot twist. Shit.

Take the "What Job Would I Have In A Robot Dominated Hell-Future" test today!

Please note that no lemurs were harmed in the taking of this test