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Contents

1991-03-01

Granite

1999-01-30

Journey Through Metaphor and Perception

1999-02-01

For the attention of /dev/null

Ghosts in my shell

Living in Utopia

The quest for "self"

2000-02-27

A Shattered Cocoon

2001-12-15

Following the herd?

2001-12-16

OK, I lied...

Inter-planetary ballistic penguins

2001-12-18

Read, and Guess

Erk!

2001-12-25

So this is Christmas...

2002-01-02

There goes another one

2002-01-03

Start as you mean to go on

2002-01-08

Pains of glass

What did I *do* ?

2002-01-09

Theory and Practice

10 reasons I'm great

2002-01-10

FotR - First Thoughts

2002-01-11

Clue?

2002-01-13

Dangers of Digicams

2002-01-14

Gratuitous post

2002-01-16

IP5 is go!

2002-01-17

Works now then?

2002-01-22

It borked again

2002-01-23

Spitting Blood...

Thought

2002-01-24

QoS

Waffle!

Roundup

2002-01-25

IPP Update

IP5: that's enough for now.

2002-01-27

IP5 Prog notes

Shopping!

Fingers

2002-01-28

Evolution by the back door?

2002-01-29

Motivation?

Furry Anthem?

Ouch, and indeed f*ck

Against my better judgement

2002-01-30

Feels like internal bruising

So, explain this one...

And on a brighter note...

2002-01-31

Something slightly odd here?

Curiouser and curiouser

I got bored again

2002-02-01

The phrase of the day...

Cambridge...

2002-02-02

b0rkage!

2002-02-03

Too much walking

2002-02-04

I hate Mondays

*@#!!$@#!

2002-02-05

Ça roule!

Getting "nc=#" back, and some style niceties

2002-02-06

Bike update

2002-02-07

Knowing my place

Playing the race card

I shouldn't do these when I've been drinking

2002-02-08

The public is not fooled

Being run over is selfish - official

Just call me Martin Guerre

2002-02-10

Out of the mouths of socks

2002-02-11

"Never seen it do that before..."

Another one for Paul

Free money?

2002-02-12

News roundup

2002-02-13

Cut-price snips?

Today...

Ouch

2002-02-15

Looks like I'm not the only one thinking about this today...

2002-02-16

I would just like to say...

2002-02-18

Newsgrab

2002-02-19

Face it, work sucks

You may have guessed I was bored

Things, or possibly stuff

Dreaming

2002-02-20

Urgh

2002-02-22

Focus!

2002-02-25

Well I might as well see if it works

2002-02-26

*wibble*

2002-02-28

What do *you* put on your fries?

2002-03-01

This space intentionally left blank

QOTD2

2002-03-04

Weekend - overview

2002-03-05

2002-03-06

Damn those alcopops!

Fuckwits

2002-03-07

*plummet*

Urgh

2002-03-11

Monday

Hrmmmm

2002-03-12

So what *am* I acheiving?

fscking contact bl**dy lenses

2002-03-13

Contact(s)!

Dis-armchaired

2002-03-14

*explode*

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery...

Yes, it's the daily "contact lens" post

So what went wrong?

2002-03-15

Tempting fate

TGIF

Feeling Watched?

I'm sure it'll amuse someone

2002-03-18

What the cryptographer did next

2002-03-19

Miscellanea

2002-03-20

bored

2002-03-21

Paper Cuts?

News roundup

2002-03-22

PS

2002-03-24

Recap

2002-03-25

Like I can be bothered to work now?

Gotta love the IT dept

2002-03-26

News harvest

2002-03-27

La plume de ma tante...

Oooooh dear....

2002-03-28

Hrmmmmmmmm

It's far too nice a day for working

2002-03-30

Definite improvement

2002-04-02

Lethargy warmed up

2002-04-03

Enough Already!

:/

Warning!

Can someone give me a damn good reason...

Christian Right vs Human Rights

This...

2002-04-04

Say what you *really* think

2002-04-05

What's in a name?

Coffee... is there anything it can't do?

Scared now...

Yes, it's a *very* slow day...

2002-04-06

*strrrrretch*

2002-04-08

Interesting...

Well here's a new one...

Ermmmm

Sometimes...

Random IRC exit tag

Paperwork...

2002-04-09

Noch 'was geeklich

2002-04-10

BBC in misleading tagline shocker.

More confusion

Not just for kiddies any more

2002-04-13

niaga yevrus taht s'tI

2002-04-14

Karen's Birthday

*blink*

2002-04-15

So...

2002-04-16

Urgh

Up, down, sideways

2002-04-17

For when retinal scanning just isn't enough...

Ok, I've flipped.

2002-04-18

Just so's I can find them:

2002-04-19

Stuff

2002-04-22

Ow.

2002-04-23

Sushi is good

2002-04-24

2002-04-30

I turn my back for two weeks...

Hrm

Oi Nev ;)

What they won't tag...

"Human rights is a losing game"

2002-05-01

If you can't be funny, be sarcastic

It's all gone goth!

OUCH!

And the media breathes a collective sigh of relief

Plan!

Approaching organisation

2002-05-02

Hey, watcha know, it worked again!

Of interest to ?

*blink*

Swingometer!

2002-05-03

*puerile giggle*

Ewch ;)

2002-05-05

2002-05-06

Thieving scum of the earth, part III

2002-05-07

Owww

Life...

Zzzzz

Oh yuh...

QOTD

2002-05-08

Arse

Interesting combination...

Oh yeah...

Coding practice

2002-05-09

Today...

Curse Cadbury's

2002-05-12

We're All Going Nowhere

2002-05-13

Privacy: Electoral Roll for sale?

Weird news

2002-05-14

Can I just say...

Why?

Anonymous SMS text-flirting

More News Weirdity

News again

2002-05-15

Oh yuh

Ever wonder who's reading your LJ? ;)

Busy

2002-05-16

My job scares me.

About bloody time.

2002-05-17

Talk among yourselves...

If you've got an MS Passport/Hotmail Account...

Oh those wacky Brits!

Exact quotes from the office:

2002-05-20

Ugh

Always hope somewhere

*whinge*

2002-05-21

"Really horrible regimes"

Word of the day: Undertime

ARGH!

2002-05-22

Oh and...

Adverts just get weirder

It's very *flattering*...

2002-05-23

This may interest...

Nothing to do with me, this one

Geek Toys!

Geek Toys!

2002-05-24

And this is legal?

News (updated)

2002-05-25

Gig: Dark, patchy, overprocessed and amateurish.

2002-05-26

[R][E][M][A][T][C][H][E][D]

2002-05-27

Biometric system failure

2002-05-28

Llama found wandering in Cheshire

Oooh, pretty

Cats just have the best chat-up lines...

2002-05-29

Fish!

2002-05-30

Asylum a non-issue?

SMS Spam... it gets worse

2002-06-02

One of life's bug reports

2002-06-07

ick

2002-06-10

2002-06-11

Privacy? You didn't want it anyway...

WTF?

In case you thought my puns were bad

2002-06-12

Not that it stands a chance, but...

2002-06-13

Updates...

Taps

Amuse yourselves

For no particular reason:

2002-06-14

And it was all going so... well...

2002-06-15

Mewl :(

2002-06-17

Monday!

"Snoop" vote postponed

Fucked off

yay.

2002-06-19

Uncaring

US to outlaw the number "2"

2002-06-20

EU immigration policies condemned

2002-06-21

2002-06-24

Hrm

FaxyourMP.com in the news

2002-06-25

Need to Know

2002-06-26

Fly the flag?

Medic!

2002-06-27

Just as I settle down to my morning mugfull...

Biocapacity exceeded

2002-07-01

Bad feeling...

2002-07-02

More famous than Worldcom!

2002-07-03

2002-07-04

Because it deserves wider attention

2002-07-07

Bloody Windows...

QOTD

2002-07-08

For the role-players & DMs

2002-07-15

Be afraid.

2002-07-17

2002-07-19

Oh you little *BASTARD*

2002-07-20

FYI:Email

Computers hate me

2002-07-21

Bug du Jour

2002-07-23

Rentageek

2002-07-24

2002-07-25

Now that's better

Gadget du Jour

2002-07-26

Too Hot

Note...

2002-07-27

quasi-perkiness

2002-07-28

You should be reading this anyway, but... ;)

I...

2002-07-29

2002-07-30

Another Query

2002-08-01

Me = ID10T

New Hobby

2002-08-02

It's becoming extremely evident...

Hrmmm

2002-08-03

happily dopey quasi-perk

2002-08-06

Ouch

Feeling better

2002-08-08

Getting there

2002-08-11

QOTD

Uh?

2002-08-12

Ars gratia...?

2002-08-13

It bears repeating...

2002-08-14

Tense

2002-08-15

Bicon - Packing

Right

2002-08-18

Friends list

2002-08-19

And further perkage!

I see cute people!

2002-08-20

Fame! (sort-of)

Ah

2002-08-21

2002-08-24

2002-08-27

PHP 4.2.x / Apache 2.0.x

2002-08-29

I don't fucking believe it...

2002-09-01

Ahhhh....

2002-09-02

Monday

Surprise inspection

In Print?

2002-09-04

Zzzzz

So...

2002-09-05

Right... I *do* have a job

2002-09-06

Should I worry? ;)

So...

2002-09-07

Rewenge of the Camelbak

2002-09-08

2002-09-09

T-shirt du jour

2002-09-10

Apparently...

2002-09-11

Ermwot?

2002-09-12

Before it gets too dark...

Geeking out

2002-09-13

Need alcohol...

2002-09-14

Shopping

2002-09-15

For those of you who are into rubber and chains...

2002-09-16

Return of the Newsy Things.

2002-09-17

Perhaps unsurprisingly...

Various

And...?

2002-09-18

2002-09-19

Apparently...

2002-09-20

Friday!!!!!...

2002-09-21

2002-09-22

2002-09-24

Very, very fed up

2002-09-25

FYI

2002-09-26

ph33r 7h3 7uR7|3 !!!

2002-09-27

Another week...

NTL...

2002-09-28

Back from the bikeshow...

Right...

2002-09-29

Cycle show part two

Cycle show conclusion: main floor

2002-09-30

*gurgle*

2002-10-01

Things

2002-10-03

Eeep... geek toy lust ;)

2002-10-04

*KNACKERED*

2002-10-05

Tyred out

2002-10-07

So far today...

Money Talks. It says "Goodbye"

Oh and...

2002-10-08

Spin *that*

fortune

Oh and...

2002-10-11

Word of the day

Ooops.

OSX terminal

2002-10-12

Status

2002-10-14

Don't look now...

It's back!

Conclusions...

2002-10-15

Argh it's COOOOOLD

Syndication

Checklist

2002-10-16

Mornings are better with Wolfsheim

Earwormed!

Today, I have mainly...

2002-10-17

WTF?

War for oil? Then the oil can pay for it!

World having sudden and alarming attack of sensible?

2002-10-18

Not happy

Today I have mostly...

Yay! for CNX

2002-10-19

ENOCOMPETENCE

*growl*

Dunno quite what I've got, but...

2002-10-20

Update

2002-10-21

Hey, that works, too ;)

Oh and...

More coathangers

Saudis not happy with US

Today...

More RSS

Right...

2002-10-22

Almost feeling human...

Lift-off!

Lies, damn lies, and...

2002-10-23

Windy, innit? ;)

Anyone still counting? ;)

Evening

2002-10-24

Gods this journal's getting dull

In vino veritas

Why...

2002-10-25

Busy in here...

2002-10-26

Noch 'ne Tag

Huzzah

2002-10-27

...

Timeshifted

2002-10-28

Foolish assumption du jour...

Not my day...

Dark out...

Now what?

2002-10-29

Gods this packing lark's annoying

2002-10-30

OBPropogation

Microsoft suXX0rs

2002-11-04

Back!

Oookay...

Photos done.

2002-11-05

Ph33r the K177e|\|Z!

Bwhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah*giggle*thud*

2002-11-06

[BBC] Hired spy stopped Newbury protest

Temptation...

2002-11-07

Babygoths

Hmmmmm

2002-11-10

Geeklust! (du jour)

Notes

I'll say 'Aaah', and you can look...

2002-11-11

Ears

URL roundup

Sudden realisation

2002-11-12

Hrm :/

Last april's Whitby photos...

2002-11-13

Dominant intelligent species?

Unleash the meme!

2002-11-14

Therapy?

2002-11-15

And now for something completely different...

I dreamt *what* ?

OK, try again

A nose by any other name...

2002-11-16

To sleep, perchance to dream

2002-11-17

...and suddenly...

Several words about a picture

How to waste time

2002-11-18

If life isn't TOCOTOX enough ;)

Phrase of the Day

Primal fears

Suddenly empathic

2002-11-19

Blunkett, Guardian of Sexual Freedoms

Delayed quizzage

This must be hell for vampires

2002-11-20

Lyrical?

Mental conflict and confusion!

Small things for small minds

2002-11-21

Feeling lyrical again

2002-11-22

Adverts do whatnow?

2002-11-24

Ear...

2002-11-25

This mornig, precis'd

For the LoTR fan who doesn't know what to get for xmas ;)

Oh and..

2002-11-26

Endlich!

2002-11-27

Ring any bells?

Status

*dizzy*

2002-11-28

Mooorning....

2002-11-29

2002-11-30

STRESSED!

2002-12-01

Lethargy

2002-12-02

The rock'n'roll lifestyle continues

Sloooow....

2002-12-03

THINGS!

Arse

Anyone remotely surprised?

2002-12-04

On the basis that anything can be answered on LJ

2002-12-05

Javasuck

2002-12-06

Bah memebug!

It's not supposed to do that

3 further recent signs I need a break

deja-vu?

Handy hint of the day

2002-12-07

Gah. Morning.

Right...

Someone tell my why I bothered with this quiz?

2002-12-08

Tiredness

ISTR I did this one before...

2002-12-09

Won't somebody think of the children?

2002-12-10

Transsexuals' rights victory after 30 years

Reality TV explained

This evening...

2002-12-11

This Is Not The Onion

2002-12-12

British academic boycott of Israel gathers pace

2002-12-13

Things found when the government press release index page you've bastardised into RSS updates

2002-12-15

Lethargy 1, Wechsler 0

Yeah, well

2002-12-16

For the elf-lovers - new(ish) comic

2002-12-17

Today's Problem

2002-12-18

oooh ;)

Fame?

2002-12-19

2002-12-20

*obchuckle*

2002-12-21

Words softly spoked

2002-12-22

Random Thinkage

2002-12-24

Thoughts on resolutions

Dunno what's up...

2002-12-25

*giggle**perk**ow*

2002-12-26

*thunk*

2002-12-29

Communication

2003-01-05

The Rocky Fellowship Palantir Show

2003-01-06

Life...

2003-01-07

Since you asked...

2003-01-08

Because a german joke is no laughing matter

Ok, so they just *do* that.

2003-01-10

This week

*pleeeeeeeeeeeese*!!!!!!!!

2003-01-12

Ooops...

2003-01-13

I may post some content later

N.Y. Restaurant Charging $41 for Burger

Request

*shake*

2003-01-14

Organisation!

Been a while since I did one of these...

Fascinating link du jour

Code overdose

2003-01-15

News Snippage

2003-01-16

Because amusing myself is more efficient than coding bored.

Elf-summoning spell #1

2003-01-17

What just happened in Cambridge

2003-01-20

Government seeks views on asylum procedures

2003-01-21

Reach out and touch someone

2003-01-22

wc -l

2003-01-23

:)

2003-01-24

Decouverte du jour

Racism and the democratic process

2003-01-25

uurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

2003-01-26

*perk*

2003-01-27

So...

Owwww...

2003-01-28

World's longest error message

The solution ?

2003-01-29

Much as I hate to admit this...

Meme repris

*PERK*

2003-01-30

Erm, ...

Schedulery

Scalded Cat?

2003-01-31

So,

2003-02-01

Boiler update

almostaperk

2003-02-02

Tidy

2003-02-03

And now, the weather...

2003-02-04

Blessed are the cheesemakers

Oh *&(&*(^^

2003-02-06

Pyroclasm

Yes, you *are* a statistic

Oddments:

Making a fair bid for the daily posting limit...

2003-02-09

Summary of the weekend (and life in general)

2003-02-11

NB

2003-02-12

Sharon could be tried for genocide

2003-02-13

Lost: One spine. Last seen dissolving

2003-02-16

Stuff

Drains...

D'oh!

2003-02-17

Eurolet...

The "Blunt Truth" meme

2003-02-18

Tired...

It gets worse

F*ckw*ts

2003-02-21

Another day...

Hrmmmm

2003-02-22

Bits

2003-02-23

Today...

2003-02-24

Memory Help!

2003-03-03

OK, so I'm thick

2003-03-04

Go on then ;)

"ISRAEL MUST ACT WITHIN INTERNATIONAL LAW" - JACK STRAW

I have to ask...

2003-03-05

Ewps

Jack Straw, the flipside

2003-03-07

"Ouch" would be the simplest summary

2003-03-08

Getting there

2003-03-10

Certifications

Done...

2003-03-12

Life's good...

2003-03-13

Apparently...

Bored much?

2003-03-16

And there was...

2003-03-17

In case you were wondering

Today

2003-03-18

I wish for...

2003-03-19

Server hardware query

Thought

2003-03-20

F*CK MSIE!

2003-03-23

Accuracy?

2003-03-24

The eternal conundrum

This is what happens when you let your kids play with guns

2003-03-25

Car, Whitby

2003-03-26

Apparently

Curiosity...

Tired and confused?

2003-03-27

For Elves and Geeks!

For those with smart kids...

Home

Recurring species error

Oh hoorah

2003-03-28

May Cause Drowsiness

News Roundup

Oh fun

2003-03-29

Catch up!

Oh dear.

2003-03-31

Thoughts?

Moving!

Ah, good

2003-04-01

Slow day

What's on *my* mind?

That's better

Setting the humo(u)r flag

2003-04-02

goth

2003-04-03

OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE TO DRIVE GOVERNMENT

Hrm, that's an interesting-looking timescale...

2003-04-04

Disturbing Concepts

What's in a meme?

I would just like to point out...

2003-04-06

Insomnia gets tired very quickly...

Hurrah for phone!

Status

2003-04-07

Belt audit

GPRS

2003-04-08

*thud*

OW! my FEET!

2003-04-09

Tired

KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

2003-04-10

Blame

2003-04-15

Pissup, brewery, Vodaphone

Misc

2003-04-16

Outfits

Damnit

Note for lolliepopp

*sigh*

2003-04-17

Whitby: The Gothening!

G'znd'hayt

Know thyself, but let others type it up.

Oh look, I'm a goldfish. Oh look, I'm a goldfish. Oh look, I'm a goldfish.

2003-04-18

Answers

Draw your own conclusions

2003-04-19

EQ-SQ test

More Phonage

2003-04-20

Gadgeteering again

2003-04-21

Damnit

Offline now

2003-04-22

Made it

2003-04-23

If music be the food of love...

Househunt progress

2003-04-24

Work

2003-04-25

Damnit

Mail

2003-04-28

Info Request for Londoners

Party pic errors

2003-04-29

Endlich!

Houses!

2003-05-01

Gig!

2003-05-06

Dizzy

Photogeeking

2003-05-08

2003-05-15

Office of the future?

2003-05-19

Zoo therapy

Stuff

:(

2003-05-20

More photo stuff

Pop

RAID[0-5]

2003-05-21

Bandwagon

2003-05-22

*grrrrrrr*

FAO

2003-05-23

Timing...

2003-05-29

Stuff

Update time!

Snippets

2003-05-30

Phone weirdity

Oooh dear ;)

Compatability?

2003-05-31

Always something new to learn

2003-06-03

Trim

2003-06-04

*peers in*

2003-06-06

Failed

2003-06-10

2003-06-11

Sparse

Broadband works...

2003-06-12

PS:

Just for the title...

2003-06-13

Hurrah for Broadband!

Ooh shiny! ;)

Schedule

Collection

2003-06-14

TMR

2003-06-15

Today

Oh and...

2003-06-16

Various

2003-06-17

Notes

Ow...

2003-06-18

Oh *bollox*

For reference

Partial...

2003-06-19

This post...

2003-06-20

Furniture arrived

Well that's a bit crap...

2003-06-21

So...

2003-06-22

2003-06-23

Neurons? What Neurons?

It's a perfectly logical question...

Theme Tune

2003-06-24

*Tick*

Streaming Video

2003-06-26

OK...

2003-06-27

Mmmm, code

2003-06-29

Denny ...

2003-06-30

*insert overdose of monday rant here*

Compare and contrast

2003-07-01

Oh and...

2003-07-02

Sometimes

10x3

2003-07-03

Today...

2003-07-04

FAO Rome Burns

2003-07-06

ObPic

2003-07-07

WARNING: Paypal fraud!

Uh?

This blasted laptop needs to stop hanging!

2003-07-08

Long Geek Shot

Who's running this country, anyway?

2003-07-10

Weird

Push my buttons

Ooops.

2003-07-11

Code?

Marginally disturbing...

2003-07-12

Bicon

2003-07-13

Shear the Feep!

2003-07-14

Oops...

Thought (a la simont)

2003-07-15

98° ?

2003-07-16

Rain

I remember when all this were fields...

Amazing what you find when you check old websites...

2003-07-17

Note to self:

Marie Celeste?

2003-07-18

Mitre grub?

2003-07-19

2003-07-20

Must be Sunday...

Hrmmmmm

2003-07-22

Query

2003-07-23

Note to self

Mrowl?

2003-07-25

Various

Oi, denny...

FAO feanelwa (and also my sister, but she don't read LJ)

2003-07-27

Tech note

2003-07-29

© Jim Bell?

Clue found in Washington!

2003-07-30

Server down!

Server

It's aliiiiiive!

2003-08-01

Nope, that's not a suit...

Because Sleep Is Good

So, them LJCards...

2003-08-03

Erm, WHY?

LJCard update

Catching up on old comics...

Cor

Self-selecting audience?

2003-08-04

Notes

So...

2003-08-05

Well ain't that grand?

LJCards shut down!

Meme. Guess who's bored as hell?

2003-08-06

OK, so what went wrong?

Down the tubes

More local recommendations needed

2003-08-07

Ooh, fame ;)

2003-08-09

*giggle*

2003-08-10

Hottest Day Ever

2003-08-11

Make yourself useful...

"I don't work here"

US Imports?

2003-08-13

Public Service Announcement for Windows Users

Right, content

2003-08-14

Urgh.

Owwww

And I really must share this wisdom... ;)

2003-08-15

For the Fans, Dahhhhling...

2003-08-18

Amnesiazilla

NewsScrape

2k/XP?

Tory definition of asylum

Hrmmm

2003-08-19

Because we really didn't have enough worms running around causing trouble...

Good old 'In the Red' Ken...

And *stay* working :p

Wiki-Fu!

2003-08-20

When...

2003-08-21

Wechsler Anytime Care Guide

Argh!

2003-08-25

Domains

2003-08-26

The trickiest part of server migration...

To christen the new server...

2003-08-27

ArghChaos!

2003-08-28

Heifong ./configures

Please Test!

2003-08-29

To meme is human...

2003-08-30

Scared now...

Calling all goths!

2003-08-31

I'm not bored ;)

Weekend, in fridge magnet style

2003-09-01

Warm in here?

Bored, tired, and posting too much...

It's Aliiiiiiive!

2003-09-02

... And that's why we make the big bucks.

Shameless plagiarism

2003-09-03

' meme:

Extra mileage in memes

2003-09-05

Reciprocity

Govt goes nuts. Film at 11.

2003-09-06

LJ Tools at infinitepenguins.net

Cunning, and uncunning...

Memesters

Bollox...

2003-09-08

My interweb's broken!

Moosic

Because all good sites should have a copybox:

I will read my SMSeses...

Bands of much geekiness

2003-09-09

Right...

2003-09-10

I *keep* telling people I'm sweet and innocent....

And of course...

2003-09-11

Friends Monitor

LJ Friends monitor now public

Bleagh

2003-09-12

Things

This bit always does my head...

Urgh

Hrmmm

TV that really, really needs to return...

2003-09-14

Cor

2003-09-15

Argh

Another Distributed Computing Task

In which I probably prove to be a little too fond of myself...

2003-09-16

Day of the RFIDs...

Ok, when did *this* happen?

'Cos this is where I see things...

Scary Products

So...

Brainless populist fuckwits

Comma, point, fuse.

Cor!

2003-09-17

Anyone seen my jaw?

Dental appt

Bloody memes

Code is *hard*

2003-09-18

Just in case you had some faith in humanity today...

BBC News: Website owners face prosecution

GOVERNMENT REPEALS SECTION 28

Meme Alert!

Things not to say to a Hurricane

*realisation*

2003-09-19

And rotate on that, Tony :)

2003-09-21

Meh

2003-09-22

Data

What happens to the asylum-seekers that Britain rejects?

PC security poll

Identical

2003-09-23

Hrm...

2003-09-24

Boring techie poll from a bored techie

super-fast meme

2003-09-25

Illegal Orders?

Abuse your eyes with Java

2003-09-26

Meh

A Case for Funding the Open Source Movement with a New Open Currency

Word of the Day

ENOPUB

2003-09-27

Nerd Attention Deficiency Disorder

Changed Plans

Aggravation

2003-09-29

Old meme, new twist?

Books

Ow. No, really

S2 success?

2003-09-30

Erp (S2 weirdity)

oookay....

Houston, we have a tennis ball

Comment threading?

2003-10-01

London.pm?

2003-10-02

Progress, boredom, and ENOJUICE

It was there last time...

Non-deterministic LJ

2003-10-03

Who to ask, who to tell?

How Yeltsin crushed democracy

National Cycling Strategy Board to launch Cycling Web Portal

Home now

adverts that make NO SENSE

2003-10-04

ICANN anger* at Verisign refusal to remove Sitefinder

Proper Pizza

2003-10-06

Ongoing...

According...

2003-10-07

Today's reason to hate humanity

Beat

Users

You've got to watch them, you know...

2003-10-08

Right...

2003-10-10

Student sued for $10M for telling users to press shift key

Matrix Reloaded DVD out today

2003-10-11

Fuck

CPR isn't.

2003-10-12

Zzzzzz

Never let it be said I can't face a challenge

Aside

2003-10-13

And that's why you need a paper trail...

2003-10-14

Because trustworthiness is so passé

If music be the love of food...

Reprise

2003-10-15

Neverwhere

2003-10-16

Catchup

Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)

LJ6

2003-10-17

LJ6 (reprise)

Underfund much?

...And a twist of lemming...

My god's bigger than your god

2003-10-19

[geek] SPF records active

And breathe...

Tapping the group mind

2003-10-20

Worldwide rise of the far right continues

FLuXX

2003-10-21

Laser-armed trains?

LJFriendsdiff graphical in alpha

2003-10-22

Selection from

Just a little prick

Whitby car booked

Newsflash!

2003-10-23

The Present, accoring to Blair

Why I like this paper...

2003-10-24

Off the rails?

2003-10-25

Goons, but not forgotten

2003-10-26

2003-10-28

Bah.

FAO MHW

A blow against dumbing down...

2003-10-29

Argh!

2003-11-03

Whitby

Eh?

2003-11-04

Pics

So, that Whitby thing then...

Kalaha

Narcissism is just a polite way of saying you're cybering yourself

2003-11-05

*panic*

2003-11-06

FFS

Contains Frogs

P-p-p-pick-up-a....

2003-11-07

non-update

2003-11-08

Vanity, vanity

2003-11-09

Note

DDR?

2003-11-11

With food like that...

2003-11-12

Should make commuting interesting...

No, *not* oven-cooked.

2003-11-13

Sneaking in under the radar...

NRI quiz

Who?

2003-11-14

Note for those on t'other side of the atlantic

Borrowed from

2003-11-16

One of those quotes

2003-11-17

Oddments

Calling all cyclists

Pinched from

Divorce

2003-11-18

thought

2003-11-19

Updates to LJ tools

Bloody marvellous

Calling DDR Fans

Dancemats

2003-11-20

Hell, I didn't vote for him...

2003-11-21

Care and feeding of shellfish...

Telling the Daily Hate where to stick it...

*thud*

2003-11-22

Overload condition reached

2003-11-23

Evil wears a hat

2003-11-24

DVD+-*/go=rwx?

2003-11-25

Bush Administration attempting to shut down Greenpeace

2003-11-26

Drugs good, mmmkay?

2003-11-27

Ooops

And now, we enter... endgame.

Latest from the BBC

2003-11-28

not a post

2003-11-29

Argh.

Productivity?

Hrm

2003-11-30

Creature Feep

Ow

Hrm....

2003-12-01

HI-Visibility?

Schedule-ish

'Cos I can

Government doubles AIDS funding

2003-12-02

GENDER RECOGNITION BILL - FIRST READING

Stuff

Mmmm, toys...

*meep*

More Creature Feep

Urgh

2003-12-03

For fans of punctuation and panda jokes

Spam: Now it's your fault

OOps

2003-12-04

Notional Icon Awards

Govt getting clue?

Tonight

Note to self

This just *has* to be propogated

2003-12-05

More from the Marie Celeste

Cambridgeshire Email Hoax / Telephone DOS Attack

2003-12-06

Fish and chips!

Spinrite?

2003-12-09

Hrm

2003-12-10

SPF

2003-12-12

Bleagh

2003-12-14

SPiFfy!

2003-12-17

Urgh

2003-12-19

SPF advances

Cor

Because

2003-12-23

Plumbers

2003-12-24

Well, it can't all work...

2003-12-25

2003-12-28

2004-01-04

Home now

Video Cards?

2004-01-05

Fascinating concept...

Where B5 references Just Don't Work

POPD

2004-01-06

S2

2004-01-07

Newsage

Pronounciating punctuation

2004-01-08

A note to the unknown coder

2004-01-09

SPF

All new ways to become a terrorist

2004-01-12

"97% of Britons support Kilroy"

This man is wise. Very wise.

SPF

2004-01-13

SpamAssassinAted...

2004-01-15

2004-01-16

What the arabs *have* done for us

2004-01-17

Note to self

Today I have

2004-01-19

I have the ph33r

Britons lacking clue on the facts about race and asylum

Books 2004

2004-01-20

Coolest :)

Great saying

Journalistic sarkiness at its finest

You tell me.

2004-01-21

Map Lemming

Stories like this just need wider propogation

WikiWacked

2004-01-22

My turn now.

AFA Gay Marriage poll backfires :)

It's all broken

2004-01-23

Don't do it, Charles.

They never learn

Tonge removed from front bench

SPF in the news

2004-01-24

*looks at server load*

2004-01-25

M-B

What comes after SMTP

2004-01-26

Sense on Asylum from MPs

And just to improve matters

2004-01-27

More SPF ennui

2004-01-28

Calling all network gamers

2004-01-29

Mydoom blocking for procmail users, courtesy of

2004-01-30

Propogating pain

Diebold still complete imbeciles; film at 11.

2004-02-01

Techno-joy?

Oh fookit

2004-02-02

DNS weirdity

Ah, finally

2004-02-03

Anti-fascist campaign aims to halt BNP

Farce (noun):

end.

2004-02-04

Dvorak

Comedy the geek way

Exploding Superloo

2004-02-05

Stuff

2004-02-06

Love the colourscheme...

Spin much?

Occasional SPF update

2004-02-07

2004-02-08

Wot no life?

The project I mentioned earlier

Things needing doing

2004-02-09

E-Vote Machines Drop More Ballots

Not that they're making this a police state or anything...

2004-02-10

Ah, technology...

Loophole found in sex law... police looking into it...

2004-02-11

The greatest trick...

Giving an entirely new meaning to "latest" news

Solution to the schedule-watching problem?

OSX...

Today

Rights out, Right in

2004-02-13

Cheap shots ahoy...

Zzzzz

SPF going stratospheric

Vday for Poly's

2004-02-14

2004-02-15

ENOGYM, again

2004-02-16

Linkage

Oooh, Shiny.

More than 1,600 same-sex marriages performed

Just in case

Mmm, dusty

2004-02-17

Stuff

2004-02-18

ARGH!

Stuff

2004-02-19

Project (and life) Status

2004-02-20

One of these stories is true...

Deadly fish from the skies!

k5 (another 70-year echo)

2004-02-22

Sunday

2004-02-23

As predicted last night

Treo 600

Treo

2004-02-25

Contact!

FAO ;)

Thought

2004-02-26

How patches cause vulnerabilites, by Microsoft

2004-02-27

Verisign suing ICANN over domainfinder closure

Tube elephants!

Wow.

2004-02-28

Hrmmmm

There is a meme...

2004-02-29

Eh?

Shopping

2004-03-01

Modern life's a headfuck

Finally...

Treo

ogg vs mp3

2004-03-02

Stop asking questions and vote, dammit.

Filth, I tell you...

2004-03-03

Treo 600 and GPRS on Orange (UK). Confusing.

Roight

Box Meme

2004-03-04

Geek toy du jour

Typical

Duck!

2004-03-05

Heads up

Jabber

Testing

2004-03-06

Booooooks!

2004-03-08

NTS

2004-03-10

Morally Required Propogation

I left my hat down at the Mitre

Spambots considered harmful

2004-03-11

EhWhat?

memetheft from via

Google images

Heath Robinson eat your heart out

Things people need to know about me...

2004-03-12

Ow

Profound

With apologies to Eric Mayer

2004-03-14

Wishlists...

2004-03-15

It's worth a shot

Bagle virus using Captchas!!!

:

2004-03-16

2004-03-17

NaMeMe, compressed

2004-03-18

Now it's official ;)

One more strike against Blunkett

Someone remind me why they're called conspiracy *theories* ?

The horror...

2004-03-19

It's.... an update!

Galloway vindicated

Safe e-voting, reprise

2004-03-21

Right...

2004-03-23

Today I have mainly

2004-03-24

In search of Cool Stuff ™

Another question

Far too f'kin busy

2004-03-25

And while I'm in the mood for it:

News Links

Sorted

Wot I need to know

2004-03-26

Calling Dacre to account

This *has* to interest someone...

2004-03-28

Oh Fuckit

2004-03-29

PC fixed

2004-03-31

Today's CSS quirklets

2004-04-01

Public Service announcement

But we knew that anyway

And in further un-news...

Get that delusional fuckwit out of government!

Failing to code

2004-04-02

2004-04-04

Just for the record, or possibly the CD:

2004-04-05

New Specs

My life is a series of CSS bugs

2004-04-06

Ah...

Argh!

Things read over shoulders on buses

2004-04-07

Should amuse someone

Oh gods, he's got another LJ

US strike against political activism

WTF?

Bugger

2004-04-09

The wonders of Night Nurse

2004-04-10

I'd always wondered

2004-04-11

Progress

Strange and fascinating

2004-04-13

Start the day by tempting fate

Urgh Buggrit

2004-04-14

Conspiracy Theory of the day

2004-04-15

Update

Hrm...

In order to waste Nevla's time ;)

2004-04-16

Oh fuck

Refusing to be beaten

2004-04-17

GIP

2004-04-19

Ow

2004-04-29

Your imagination required

Attack of the cones!

2004-04-30

Forget the dead, lest they vote democrat

Barking.

Law an ass; film at 11

Makes you want to buy it..

2004-05-03

2004-05-04

Mimetic cluefullness: the RHINE system

Fear the geexercise!

Might interest ...

2004-05-05

For case modders and hamsters

Disney 'blocks' new Michael Moore doc

From "The Age of Consent"

Read This Book

2004-05-06

Poll

Blogs Counter Political Plottings

Speed

2004-05-07

Trek much?

To tell the tooth...

Biometric identity cards considered (physically) harmful

An Post unifies EU slightly more than intended...

2004-05-08

Reminder

2004-05-09

Erm, yeah

2004-05-10

CV/S/VN

2004-05-12

Links

2004-05-13

Calling all geeks in Scotland

IMAP?

2004-05-14

*smirk*

2004-05-15

London Mayor

2004-05-18

Greenpeace trial starts

Never underestimate the importance of sex education

Fahrenheit 9/11 reviewed

Sometimes, the plot just gets in the way...

Bleagh

WONRVMD*

2004-05-19

Old Tories never die, they just lead New Labour

Crossrail: business leaders give up waiting for govt.

More scary detail

2004-05-20

Ashcroft vs Greenpeace: Case Dismissed

As we know, there are no objections to ID cards...

Network Rail staff vote to strike (LUL likely to join in)

I keep saying I wish Deutsche Bahn would run our railways...

2004-05-21

Any PHP gurus out there?

Stuff (of the headphone variety)

2004-05-22

The real question

2004-05-24

News links

Ken: 0/10, and stop copying.

2004-05-25

Life according to Frazz

To meme is...

You have to wonder...

2004-05-26

Human rights climate 'worst in 50 years'

2004-05-28

The joys of transferable voting

Oh bloody brilliant.

2004-05-29

Cor blimey...

Productive

2004-05-30

Busy again

2004-06-01

New job confirmed

2004-06-02

Urgh

They were 'round here somewhere

And you can tell that bloody lion to stop following me, too...

2004-06-03

Tools!

2004-06-04

Bugger

2004-06-05

Argh. Code.

2004-06-09

To all UK readers

2004-06-10

At the risk of repeating myself...

2004-06-12

Memes, lies and hysteria

2004-06-14

A sorry day for Britain

Just when Blair thought it couldn't get worse...

ASP and ye shall receive?

2004-06-16

Want Bluetooth on your Treo 600?

2004-06-18

Trim /var/spool/mail/username?

2004-06-21

Strange as it sounds to say it...

SS1 hits space

2004-06-22

What Ashcroft gets up to when he's not trying to ban Greenpeace:

2004-06-24

And we all thought it'd be Dubya...

2004-06-25

Gadget lust

2004-06-28

Michael Moore Hates America!

New campaign argues case for migration

While I'm having a newsy day...

2004-06-29

IE mit CSS umbringen!

Anyone need a router?

SPF catchup

Non-techy pieces on key Windows security, from Wired

Jografy, an' all that

Cliquery

2004-06-30

Mmmm, crunchy

Note

Murderous imbeciles 'r' us

2004-07-01

For those who like that sort of thing

Webcam weirdness

2004-07-02

2004-07-03

*smirk*

Meh

2004-07-04

IE security problems solved?

2004-07-05

RAQ?

2004-07-06

Hrm...

2004-07-08

Liberal (n)

Fear me, if you dare!

Preparing for a "free and fair" election

Ain't he dead yet?

Mmmmi, feeesh!

Proving once more that there's a Cafe Press shop for everything...

Test 2

Phasejournal

2004-07-09

Second Saturday, tomorrow

2004-07-10

Not a million miles out

And in terms of content...

2004-07-11

Bush's moralistic fuckup du jour

PhaseJournal

Things, and possibly stuff

2004-07-13

Good thing they don't have a UK site...

Bloody liberals!

Brief

2004-07-14

PHP5 is alive!

BigClock on Treo?

One-space indenting?

Don't anyone show Dubya

2004-07-15

Fuck IE (what, again?)

2004-07-16

Amusing googleb*mb[*]

Ah, the simpler days of the internet...

It continues :)

Indeed.

Out of interest (RPGs)

Compliant browsers set to fight back against IE?

Argh fuckit

Wunch of bankers

There are 6 billion people on this planet who are not George Bush

2004-07-18

Yes, I was kidding about the DDR. I hope.

To protect and serve?

Hrmmmm

2004-07-19

Police state now official

Today, I will mostly be crashing gcc. Repeatedly.

More fine political comment from DCS

2004-07-20

FYI: Useful new LJ feature

Argh, FUCKWIT!

New Treo Stuff

Tax - it bloody well *is* taxing

Various

Tube-by-SMS

Self-referential stencil

Another hblogger img test.

LJ-with-pics from Treo

2004-07-21

UKIP: just say "fuck off you sexist, racist, homophobic, isolationist, nationalist, populist, bigotted imbeciles"

Don't mention the Moore!

God was...?

2004-07-22

Once upon atime: curious and bored

2004-07-23

Context

Pics.livejournal.com test

Today I have mostly been...

2004-07-24

Hrm, broke that then

2004-07-26

And in completely Other news...

2004-07-27

Neeed Geeeeeks.... (and sleep)

FotoBilder client fixes

2004-07-28

Sploosh

Note to self, 2

2004-07-29

IPv6, therefore ICANN

Boredom causes gadgets

*smirk*

2004-07-30

Maybe there's hope for me yet...

Probably relevant somehow...

Journal clients released

2004-07-31

More stencils

2004-08-01

One for the camgoths

2004-08-02

Awww, diddums ;)

Joys of cheap phone accesories

Damned causality

Just a mo?

Colossal fuckup, Nildram style

2004-08-03

*wheeeeze*

NIldram...

And in rather better service news

Er, WTF?

Caught on yet?

Just fucking THUNDER already

2004-08-04

Vulnerability in PuTTY - time to upgrade

Argh.

2004-08-05

Cupcakes, cupcakes, sweet cakes for all...

New, more cunning fraud

2004-08-07

Meme-tracking meme

2004-08-08

Scary, is it?

*clunk*

Cron revisited

2004-08-09

Murphy's fucking law

Out of interest

2004-08-10

Today's startling revelation

'cos I need to test this version

2004-08-11

Oddly familiar?

For those being bitten...

When Windows Viruses Kill

Wired

Network query

XP-SP2

2004-08-12

And from today's Completely Fucking Ludicrous ™ files

A note

Want TOYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Notes to self

Next step in the police state

Employment myths you should know about

Microsoft unveils Linux-Killer

This may surprise no-one

On the grounds that there is not enough ph33r in the world

2004-08-13

This announcement brought to you by LUL

Forging a bold new wilderness out of the language

Easily amused.

Oi, ;)

Laugh where you can

ADSL modem: response

2004-08-14

Hello... is it me you're looking for?

2004-08-15

Wechsler makes a "diet" post

2004-08-16

Good stuff

Deeply wrong

Further mindless propogation

2004-08-17

Dissent = Terrorism

2004-08-18

FAO

Why do you want to know, Terrorist?

2004-08-19

Modern-day superstitions

VFOTD?

No pr0n thanks, we're techies

Step back Monty Burns

2004-08-20

Reg Roundup

Blimey...

2004-08-21

Network up

2004-08-23

Film at 11

I believe I've said this before

2004-08-24

Erm

Hastymail fix up but no credit

Share the terror

What's it waiting for?

2004-08-25

We're all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! Or not.

HTML for non-dumb beginners

LJ / Fotobilder clients update

2004-08-26

Competence? Nah, wrong ISP mate.

Quiet in here, innit?

Scientists' top-10 Sci-Fi films

2004-08-27

[UPDATE]Cyber-terror attack canceled for lack of interest

Trying to persuade myself NOT to buy a powerbook.

For those of an appropriate political bent

Gmail expands

Impeaching Blair - Keep it in the family

Microsoft take a step closer to Clue

OOOOOH the shiny!

Funnier than it should be

2004-08-28

icons for

2004-08-30

Misc

2004-08-31

Making up for a missing monday

This needs propogating

I scare me sometimes

2004-09-01

Oh fook

2004-09-02

Saw that one coming...

Twisting a meme too far

DCMA found not to cover garage doors

Note to self

2004-09-04

Photoshop request

TV note

One for the goths

2004-09-05

meme again

This is a "bleagh" post

My own personal DOH!

Another answer

More TV of note

Oooh, an easy one ;)

It's a hobby ;)

Another quick answer

2004-09-06

Ramdon thought

Bandwagon

2004-09-07

IIS/ASP HEEEEEEEEEEELP!

2004-09-08

2004-09-09

This is not a title

I feel so inadequate ;)

Can I just say ...

2004-09-11

LJ friends map

Answer to

Note to new friends

2004-09-12

Not done one of these in a while

2004-09-13

Zzzzz (again)

2004-09-14

*awoooooga* Geek toy alert!

Argh, my brain has exploded!

2004-09-15

With the obligatory "oi, nev" tag...

2004-09-16

Browse Happy

But what the hell happens if you sneeze?

Dear world. PLEASE STOP USING MSIE.

BTW

2004-09-17

Knew I should have just worn a badge

Forward the resistance!

2004-09-18

[pub] phaseclient & filters

2004-09-19

Firefox million downloads campaign

And finally (For tonight)

2004-09-20

Might interest ...

Unsurprising quiz

2004-09-21

Today

Frankly ludicrous

CSS Zen Garden

2004-09-22

Abandon planet, and possibly hope

Gratuitous cute...

"Maus" author's take on 9-11

Let the train take the piss

2004-09-23

Thatcher's Oak Matured Cider

2004-09-24

Change of plans

2004-09-26

En Bref

Ladybug macro shot

2004-09-27

Bleagh

2004-09-28

[Job] Better get moving!

2004-09-29

Just what I needed

"And then he voted"

2004-09-30

fao

ELS courses

Enquiring minds need to know...

2004-10-01

Excuse me... Are you British?

2004-10-04

Technology. Fuck it.

2004-10-05

Attn

2004-10-08

FBI vs free speech

2004-10-09

Late notice/reminder.

2004-10-10

Enough already

2004-10-11

It's my journal and I'll moan if I want to :/

2004-10-12

FAO all US voters

Today, briefly.

A real digital clock?

And in a similar vein

2004-10-13

RIGHT

2004-10-14

Not a great start...

2004-10-15

_@/`

2004-10-19

Propogating the ph33r

Last night

Just my sort of meme ;)

A new meme, inspired by

2004-10-20

This is gonna get annoying

Icon evaluation

2004-10-21

Many eyes make all crimes shallow

TfL confession on BBC news

2004-10-22

US Theocracy, the next step

Today

2004-10-23

Saturday

Rock'n'roll lifestyle

2004-10-25

Would you like to play a game?

Interesting viewing

2004-10-26

LJ zeitgeist

Various

2004-10-27

: "Excuse me miss, but is this your dream?"

Yes, we have no motivation.

2004-10-30

Dunno about sea legs, but I've got shore feet...

Rant

Not entirely snap-happy

2004-10-31

Note to self: good online photography lessons/reference

2004-11-01

2004-11-02

So, it's Novermber 2nd

Why you should never let the webmaster write the site bios ;)

Know your audience

2004-11-03

Shame; it was a nice planet

It's a steal

The IWOOT verdict

2004-11-04

Political closedown

Public service announcement

2004-11-05

A brief political lapse

Meme

2004-11-07

Livejournal is the IVF clinic of SWF movies

2004-11-08

Meme(?): First Post!

Brrmmmmmm Brmmmmm

2004-11-09

2004-11-10

fao

Ever wonder?

Evidently *really* out of sorts

2004-11-13

US emigration opportunity?

Proper scientifical reseach! With filters!

2004-11-16

Ticking over

Gacked off friendsfriends

Memage: Fictional Matches (LJing to keep my brain from seizing)

2004-11-17

Is there anything Bush won't give Diebold?

Ow

2004-11-19

fao

Of interest to some: UK same-sex "Civil Partnerships" act passed

Cadbury Query

2004-11-22

'cos I'm a memeslut

2004-11-23

Propogation: US post-election action

2004-11-24

Thoughts

2004-11-26

Welcome to the New Cold War

Stuff

2004-11-28

Cryptica

2004-11-29

Today

2004-11-30

4 weeks to xmas?

2004-12-01

Read. Fear. Despair.

2004-12-03

2004-12-04

Yeah, it's pure ego

2004-12-06

For , among others

2004-12-08

World goes mad, film at 11

Quote request

2004-12-09

Misc queries

2004-12-11

In case anyone's still at a loose end

2004-12-14

"Blind Faith"

For want of announcements

2004-12-15

It seems...

2004-12-16

One perk of this job

2004-12-18

Well, exactly.

2004-12-19

Well Ducked

2004-12-22

Argh fuck'em...

2004-12-23

The shiny has me!

2004-12-24

2004-12-28

Wireless, but also wireless-less

2004-12-29

Brilliant

Obscure, moi?

Because it should be linked

2005-01-02

2005-01-07

Second Saturday

It was only a matter of time

Books 2005

2005-01-09

2005-01-11

Charities fear drop in lottery grants to 'unpopular' causes

"You had the right to remain silent"

2005-01-12

Don't give them ideas...

The joy of OSX

2005-01-14

And I filled this out *why*?

2005-01-17

The quiz made me do it...

2005-01-19

2005-01-20

Quite a lot of new critters...

2005-01-21

Nature conservation, the Norwegian way?

2005-01-22

Bad week to be an endangered species

2005-01-24

Random stuff

2005-01-25

2005-01-26

Overload

2005-01-27

Bluetooth headsets?

2005-01-28

2005-01-30

2005-02-02

2005-02-03

And then, suddenly, in the middle of page 276...

2005-02-04

Decryptica

2005-02-07

Gmail must be expanding

Computer vs human - computer is winning

More PC queries

2005-02-11

2005-02-14

Danger! Shiny Penguins!

2005-02-16

after, bolted, door, horse, shutting, stable?

Modern life is...

2005-02-17

[shiny] For own reference - bluetooth GPS

Never around when you need it...

83% of mail now spam?

2005-02-18

2005-02-21

Spam, ISDN?

2005-02-25

The world has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

2005-02-27

Games...

Games, en bref

2005-02-28

Ick

2005-03-03

Must... propogate...

2005-03-06

2005-03-15

Erm, yeah...

2005-03-19

I can imagine a few of you lot signing up ;)

All a question of fitness to stand...

2005-03-20

Best Breakfast Ever!

2005-03-22

Navigation

2005-03-24

Attempted update

2005-03-26

Credit where it's Who

Today

2005-03-27

PS:

2005-03-29

I've no idea why I did this meme

2005-04-02

The heck?

2005-04-04

Oh and in case the world wasn't fucked up enough already

2005-04-06

Thrown out for comment ("But I didn't *know* you were in Camden...")

2005-04-07

Timing...

2005-04-08

PHP-London

Second Saturday at a different location tomorrow!

2005-04-09

Actually, for a filthpig, she's kinda cute ;)

Today

Watch out...

Photo Rules

2005-04-10

Some things you just can't parody.

And suddenly, a mental blank...

2005-04-11

Bloody goth posers

2005-04-12

Voting...

Buggrit

2005-04-13

Things

2005-04-14

Complete email failure!

2005-04-16

Slipping?

Today

2005-04-18

Goths. Cameras. Things happen.

Zzzz

2005-04-19

For obvious reasons

2005-04-26

That standard post-Whitby post

2005-04-27

That writeup

2005-04-28

Ooops

On the upside...

2005-04-29

50 million!

2005-04-30

Propogation required

2005-05-04

Politica

2005-05-05

Tomorrow. Uh, no, TODAY apparently...

That's *it*?

2005-05-06

This is getting interesting...

Enough

Summary

2005-05-08

Urgh

2005-05-10

Provided without comment

2005-05-11

Memetheft

Still bored

Some responses

2005-05-13

Tomorrow

2005-05-14

Fuckit

ObProp

Second Saturday moved

2005-05-17

Getting there

Anyone know...

2005-05-20

Sanity check (boing)

Propogated from

2005-05-21

Hrm

London? AGAIN?

2005-05-25

Wurk - it ain't just alt tags.

2005-05-26

Got Democracy?

2005-05-28

Never thought I'd say this, but...

2005-05-29

Ow, and stuff

2005-05-31

Got flash?

So much for Flash cleverness...

2005-06-02

Damnit

2005-06-03

Oops, tomorrow already?

Just noting

Right...

For all those wondering what the new shiny is:

2005-06-07

Check your phish-fu

2005-06-10

Time on my hands...

2005-06-11

2005-06-18

2005-06-22

Oh fook.

2005-06-24

Meh once more.

2005-06-28

Ow

2005-07-06

[GEEK] Homesites are never finished...

2005-07-07

"Emergency capacity"

Since BBC News appears to have fallen over, here's the latest tube story.

News cache improved

Note from

TFL travel info

PHP-London announcement

Thoughts on the day

*grrr*

2005-07-08

Fear and Terror

Point of accuracy...

Not panicking either ;)

Ow

2005-07-12

Remember...

2005-07-13

Ugh

2005-07-14

Installing HP drivers...

2005-07-16

Stand by to repel borders...

2005-07-21

Just in case

This ain't terrorism

More important things than bombs?

2005-07-22

Visitor this morning

I think I mentioned these were blurry

2005-07-23

Today's visitor

2005-07-24

*How*, precisely?

2005-07-28

Note, mainly to self

2005-07-29

Much 'otter today

2005-08-01

Where are they now?

XHTML, T & I

2005-08-02

Things

2005-08-03

Enough already

Argh (again)

2005-08-04

Heisenbug redux

2005-08-05

Due process? That's for liberals...

2005-08-06

Fresh air!

2005-08-07

Any PHP gurus on the loose?

2005-08-08

Why google?

2005-08-10

2005-08-11

The excitement continues

Things you never expected to have to tell your partner

Hrmm...

2005-08-12

2005-08-14

Weekend, briefly

2005-08-15

2005-08-17

Not a great 24 hours

2005-08-18

2005-08-19

Geek-fu

2005-08-20

Hello, and welcome to "name that rodent"

2005-08-21

Rodent reprise

2005-08-22

Quick psych test

2005-08-23

Finally...

Calling all gamers

Forgot to mention

2005-08-24

2005-08-26

F'king humans

2005-08-30

2005-08-31

2005-09-02

Norlins, and waking up

2005-09-07

No TV and no beer...

Newswatch

2005-09-08

N-dimensional geometric proximity

2005-09-10

Podcasts?

2005-09-11

Poor impulse control

Repeated logins from screensaver

Close call...

2005-09-12

Urgh

Careful, he's been at the oven...

Lapse of tech...

Passport

Propogation essential

2005-09-15

The most unstoppable force known to man..

2005-09-16

*drip, squelch*

2005-09-17

...and a set of nicely weighted balls.

2005-09-18

Muh

2005-09-19

Re-plug

Tonight, I have mainly...

2005-09-20

Strange business names of our time

2005-09-22

Oh FFS

Rule 1: do not cause your customer to vomit

Samba "Modify" permission

2005-09-24

Certification?

2005-09-26

XSL query

2005-09-29

Dissent is terrorism...

Urgh

Following a "you can't make a plush one-of-those" discussion elsewhere...

For those of you yet to enjoy 's art...

2005-09-30

Hrm

Fun cold this one

Oh yeah...

2005-10-07

Yesterday: Linux Expo and PHP

2005-10-08

Second Saturday on Cavendish Street today

Today's games

2005-10-10

Coke protest at UMich

Propogation

2005-10-12

Today...

2005-10-15

Good grief, lumbar support!

Ah, technogoly!

2005-10-16

Ill-conceived marketing of our time...

2005-10-17

Propogation: interest to USians...

Test request

2005-10-20

Propogation: anti-ID petition

2005-10-23

*splut*

Anyone know...?

2005-10-24

No Subject

Outage

2005-10-25

$1000 for top PledgeBank pledge

2005-11-03

Arrival

2005-11-04

Whitby

2005-11-05

hrm

x-posted from

Whitby continued

2005-11-06

2005-11-07

Eep!

As if life wasn't taking the piss enough

2005-11-15

FAO

2005-11-17

Pissed off by Sony's haXx0ring?

2005-11-19

Trivia

2005-11-21

2005-11-24

What bored geeks do

2005-11-26

A few from last night

2005-11-27

Help Greenpeace stop whaling

ION

2005-12-02

Things discovered on the tube

2005-12-04

Monogamy a function of dopamine?

2005-12-05

2005-12-06

Recommendations please

Long shot

2005-12-09

Dear Royal Mail

2005-12-11

Things said at parties

2005-12-17

FAO , with apologies

Light at the end of the tunnel?

Oh and...

2005-12-21

'nother late one...

2005-12-22

16-hour day yesterday

2005-12-25

11am?

2005-12-26

2005-12-27

Wise words

2005-12-28

2005-12-30

NYE

2006-01-01

No Subject

Looking forward...

2006-01-04

Stuff.

2006-01-05

Erm, wot?

2006-01-08

So long, and thanks for all the seats

No great content...

Of sound, mind...

2006-01-09

People needed

Oddments

2006-01-12

Google earth now on mac

2006-01-13

Overheard

2006-01-14

Gaming and comics

2006-01-15

Oops, shopping

Phasecode

2006-01-16

2006-01-17

2006-01-18

2006-01-20

Dugg; WTF? - Doctors claim suspended animation success

Own reference: JS in PHP

2006-01-21

Ouch...

2006-01-22

Another weekend

2006-01-23

Hive online

2006-01-25

Hive AI notes

2006-01-26

2006-01-27

Sent to The Guardian: Use of the word "gay" for bisexuals is insulting

'cos I forgot to mail

2006-01-29

Brixton...

Does anyone want...

Hrmm...

2006-01-31

I always wondered about this song...

2006-02-01

Laser eye surgery

Today I are mainly hacking python

Cool stuff: where are you from?

Well yeah, I was thinking that

2006-02-02

Oh gods, I'm laughing at management humour...

2006-02-03

I must be missing the joke...

*g33kph33r*

2006-02-04

As requested

2006-02-05

2006-02-06

2006-02-07

You want a whatnow?

sqlite browsing?

Fuckit

2006-02-08

STV and the Tories

Really Weird Shit

2006-02-10

A few things

2006-02-11

OK, I'm DUMB

2006-02-12

2006-02-13

Job: Kensington: Experienced HR co-ordinator

Following the herd

2006-02-14

Today's "Life Imitates Sci-Fi Movies"

NOIT4ID

2006-02-16

Space elevator in testing...

State of the geek

Instrospective code

I'm terrified... no, really.

As mentioned

2006-02-17

Before I settle down to a long weekend's coding...

Extremely good blog on being a good developer

2006-02-18

2006-02-20

3 days ill=

2006-02-21

Supplements that boost immune system increase effect of H5N1

Geek Query

2006-02-23

Further job query

2006-02-24

2006-02-26

My turn...

2006-02-28

Update

It just continues...

2006-03-01

Ken responds

Comment on The Power Inquiry (UK democracy)

2006-03-02

I can't not post this...

2006-03-03

Ooh dear...

MONEY!

Impressively dumb - Professor sets illegal hacking coursework

2006-03-04

Brits...

Stuff! It gets everywhere!

2006-03-05

2006-03-07

Like yesterday, but more so

2006-03-09

2006-03-10

Quick query

2006-03-11

FREECYCLE: E11: AMD Duron 1.1GHz, DVD+-RW, 18" monitor

Freecycle: cordless phone

2006-03-13

Moving

Today I are mainly talking crap.

Wot no pot noodle?

2006-03-14

Bloggers save the world

n2s

2006-03-15

2006-03-16

Furniture!

2006-03-17

Packing...

2006-03-22

Paypal scams getting smarter...

2006-03-24

Recently spotted

2006-03-25

In much the same vein as the previous post

2006-03-27

Damnit

Oh *that* was clever

2006-03-28

Not quite right yet

2006-03-31

It would appear...

It's Friday

2006-04-02

Yesterday

2006-04-05

The what now?

2006-04-07

Mimetica

2006-04-08

US planning pre-emptive nuclear strikes on Iran?

LJ Interests meme results

ION

2006-04-09

Geek phone query

Oh that's fking clever

2006-04-13

Scariest. Code. Ever.

2006-04-14

Goth subculture may protect vulnerable children

How to be cruel to a web browser

Those who do not learn from history...

That guestbook script, annotated

B-movie? Maybe a bit later...

2006-04-15

Today...

2006-04-16

Fair trade? Possibly not.

2006-04-17

Time for a wander

2006-04-18

Quick query

London Energy

2006-04-19

Here we go again

2006-04-20

2006-04-21

Weird

2006-04-22

62 inches is less than you'd think

2006-04-23

Domain-squatters should be killed repeatedly until genuinely sorry

2006-04-25

Watching you, watching me...

2006-04-26

2006-05-16

The "back from hols" post

2006-05-17

PROP: A Corpus-based Approach to Finding Happiness

More geek-toy availibility news

Curiosity...

Chavez

2006-05-18

Words to live by

Does anyone...

2006-05-20

Eurovision

2006-05-23

By popular complaint...

2006-05-24

I haven't had a good meme in ages...

2006-05-25

Well it's worth a try

2006-05-26

No games!

2006-05-27

Oh the cool!

2006-05-28

Waking up mopey

XMen \|/

Petition to stop the European Parliament Travelling Circus

2006-05-29

Weird

Latest on EU Software Patents

2006-05-30

Sheesh

2006-05-31

2006-06-01

Possible interest: Future City exhibit

More interesting exhibitions

2006-06-03

Things geeks do before breakfast

For those spodding when they should be geeking (UK)

Things geeks do after dinner

2006-06-05

Zzzz. Erm, Photo Miscellany

Grammar Nazi?

2006-06-07

Emergency Demonstration Called by Liberty (End Torture Flights!)

2006-06-10

Punchlines to very odd jokes from your childhood

2006-06-11

'cos all the cool kids are doing it

2006-06-12

31° C ???

2006-06-13

2006-06-14

Oops...

2006-06-15

Count 'em

2006-06-18

Portable aircon units

Proofread much?

2006-06-19

And then, you realise your code is still playing in the kindergarten

Erm

2006-06-23

Ouch

:/

2006-06-24

Numbers game

Attempting real food...

hrm, complex

2006-06-25

There's something wrong with the world today...

All my photography problems solved!

2006-06-26

[Prop] Electricity: pledge to go green

Yum

Didn't we see this on saturday night?

2006-06-29

2006-06-30

2006-07-01

A slight confession

Oops...

Cooled, fed, and happier

2006-07-02

Today I are mainly

ION:

2006-07-03

Erk...

2006-07-04

Today's pollution index is...

Get that fucking imbecile out of office NOW

Not done one of these in ages

2006-07-05

Erm, that's a big invoice...

2006-07-06

2006-07-07

Reassured yet?

2006-07-11

Syd Barrett passes away

2006-07-15

I miss all^H^H^Hsome of the fun...

2006-07-16

Oh heck

Today's photography practice

One for the EOS owners

2006-07-17

Life imitates the Goons

2006-07-19

That'll mean "warm" then?

2006-07-21

Far too hot for coherent thought

2006-07-26

Numerology in the workplace

2006-07-27

Obscure? Me?

2006-07-28

Forecasting the forecasts?

A request

2006-07-29

What's going on?

Tempting fate?

2006-07-30

Yeah, time I was asleep

A Great British Fowl-Up

*SQUEAK*

2006-07-31

Miscellanea

2006-08-02

The old ones...

2006-08-03

2006-08-04

Weekend

2006-08-06

A fairly restful weekend

2006-08-07

Hackers crack biometric passports

2006-08-08

Today's Not Getting It Prize

Read Letter Daze?

2006-08-09

For anyone curious about the t-shirt I was wearing last night

2006-08-10

PC World - terrorist target?

Propogation: Only traitors try to make us afraid of terrorists

National sovereignty? Nah, just call in the marshals

The old ones are still the best

2006-08-11

Avenue Q: The PLOT SYNOPSIS, by ZIGGY

NFN?

The sceptics among us are not alone...

The count

Som answers

2006-08-12

2006-08-13

Impressive skies today...

An interesting comparison

2006-08-14

Urgh

2006-08-15

From the "I can't believe it's not Onion" files...

From Airstrip One to MegaCity One

2006-08-16

Couple of nice fire-poi images

Really quite an acheivement...

2006-08-17

A couple of plugs

2006-08-18

Things to do on the Bank Holiday Weekend:

2006-08-19

A very well-spent Saturday

2006-08-20

Photos, aka "Could you please stop stroking that?"

Mmm, hungry now

PS:

2006-08-21

2006-08-22

Erm yeah, he's probably right

For those of you who read Craig Murray's recent piece

2006-08-23

Damn, did I volunteer again?

Fascinating

2006-08-26

2006-08-28

"Just a routine check, nothing to worry about"

2006-08-29

2006-08-30

2006-09-03

Ooof...

2006-09-04

"Pimp My Snack" gets writ from MTV

2006-09-08

Various Stuff from the week

2006-09-09

BBC to show "The Path to 9/11"?

2006-09-13

Just because

2006-09-14

Random site du jour

Will amuse and may traumatise . Or the other way around.

2006-09-20

2006-09-21

I passed :)

2006-09-25

Brixton chaos this morning

You'll either get this or not...

2006-09-27

Dear Imbeciles in the office downstairs

Never a dull moment...

2006-09-28

And again

2006-10-02

London by bike

2006-10-03

2006-10-06

I should probably post this...

2006-10-09

Jobspec active

2006-10-11

More bike "fun"

2006-10-12

2006-10-13

The 39 steps

Scientists at CERN

2006-10-18

Hunting geeks

2006-10-24

Ouch

2006-10-28

Erm, *ow*!

2006-10-29

4Ts4T

Update

2006-10-30

Propaganda, noun

2006-11-01

I may be a bad person

2006-11-02

2006-11-09

Ah, management

2006-11-13

One for the Les Barker fans...

2006-11-17

Today's inventions (it must be friday...)

Things you don't generally find yourself thinking

It's the Long Dark Tea-Time Of The Soul

2006-11-19

In the eternal battle of man versus printer...

What's wrong with these pictures?

2006-11-26

If anyone's interested

Pan's Labyrinth

2006-12-04

We've just been had.

ION:

2006-12-08

Ugh

Dot-to-dot for grownups

2006-12-17

PS:

2006-12-28

Wanted

This image could take some explaining...

2007-01-02

Just a little odd...

2007-01-04

OOP coding query

2007-01-09

Mmmm, *SHINY*

2007-01-12

50% off feeeeesh!

Does *anyone* else...

2007-01-20

That was *fun*

2007-01-21

Photos

2007-01-24

Waking thoughts

2007-01-31

Simple pleasures

Germany named by US as latest member of "axis of evil"

2007-02-12

If you can handle...

2007-02-13

Ah, yes...

Miscalculation

A thought

2007-02-14

*EWWWW*

Not sure *why* I got this request...

Uploaded the rest of the holiday pics

In keeping with the general colour of the day...

2007-02-15

2007-02-18

2007-02-21

OITO

2007-02-23

A day of code...

2007-02-26

More shutterbugs

2007-03-01

Sony to gamers: faq.eu

2007-03-05

The rest of us now have that much more work to do

2007-03-07

T-shirt joy

Latest from MySociety

2007-03-22

2007-03-26

Spam, the far-from-final frontier

No Subject

2007-03-27

2007-03-31

Beeb's attempt to cast doubt on climate change

2007-04-01

Some notes on the ZDE PHP5 cert

2007-04-08

Somewhat low energy today

2007-04-12

2007-04-15

Well, mainly apples

2007-04-16

2007-04-18

What a difference a night makes...

Good excuse for a ThinkGeek order...

2007-04-21

Interesting times

2007-04-22

Kites

2007-04-25

I must work too hard...

2007-04-29

Nope, I'm not in Whitby

ION...

2007-04-30

No Subject

2007-05-01

Someone I know wants this

2007-05-02

Ideas please...

2007-05-03

More recommendations please...

2007-05-08

To add to the fun...

2007-05-09

Dontcha hate it...

2007-05-12

Uck

Who do you think you are anyway?

2007-05-13

2007-05-16

2007-05-17

I just couldn't drop off last night...

2007-05-29

I needed that...

2007-05-30

Anyone been to..

2007-06-01

2007-06-02

Erm, ookay..

2007-06-03

But Liberals make better lovers...

2007-06-06

Ummm

2007-06-08

2007-06-12

The internet's full of them...

2007-06-21

It's going to be an odd day

2007-06-25

Miscellanea

2007-06-26

Why...

2007-06-30

So, is it me?

2007-07-01

They said it would never happen...

Sun